Daily deals on extremely literal rooster products.

Yes. Every rooster is a genuine physical rooster product — prints, pillows, figurines, signs. Current items are moving through Richard's supplier checks before live checkout, because nobody wants a rooster that never arrives.

No. Not one. Zero live roosters. If you want a bird that wakes the neighbourhood at 4am, that is between you and a farm. We deal exclusively in roosters that hold still.

Because the joke is the brand, not the markup. Richard sources sensible rooster decor, slaps an unspeakable name on it, and passes most of the dignity savings on to you.

No. It is a poultry shop with a vocabulary problem. Everything here is safe-for-grandma decor. The only thing that isn't safe for work is reading the order confirmation out loud.

Nothing. Every rooster ships free, always — it's baked into the price you see. No postage surprises at checkout. Richard would sooner close the business than charge a customer for the delivery of his rooster.

We ship to the US, NZ, Australia, the UK and Canada to start, and shipping is free everywhere we go. Each rooster is made to order, so target delivery is roughly 7–15 business days: a few days of production, then standard post. International roosters may dawdle through customs.

If your rooster arrives broken, wrong, or somehow more cursed than advertised, email Richard and he'll sort it. Change-of-heart returns are handled case by case — see the Returns page for the unfunny legal version.

Payments run through Stripe, so your card details never touch Richard's clammy hands. He sees what you bought and where to send it — nothing more. Your bank will simply note that you have, in fact, purchased a rooster.

Strongly encouraged. A rooster is the perfect gift for a housewarming, a promotion, or a friendship you'd like to test. Add it to cart, ship it to their address, and let the confusion do the talking.

One excellent rooster deal, occasionally more, surfaced when Richard finds something too good to keep quiet. Join the drop and we'll email you the moment a worthy rooster lands.