How the rooster travels

Shipping

Shipping is free. Always. Every rooster ships free, worldwide — big ones, small ones, furious little ones. The price you see is the price you pay, delivery already baked in. No surprise postage, no “actually it’s $12 to your door” nonsense. Richard finds charging a man for the safe arrival of his rooster genuinely vulgar.

Every rooster here is made to order. Nobody is sitting on a warehouse full of roosters waiting for your call — your specific rooster is produced once you commit to it, then sent on its way.

Production: roughly 2–5 business days while your rooster is printed, pressed, glazed, or carved into existence. Richard does not rush the artisans. They have feelings.

Delivery: standard shipping is typically 5–10 business days after production, depending on where you and your rooster are in the world. International orders may take longer, as roosters respect no borders but customs respects no roosters.

Tracking: you'll get an email when your order ships, complete with a tracking number so you can watch your rooster approach in real time, like a slightly stressful weather system.

Need it for a specific occasion? Email richard@cheapcock.com and he will tell you, honestly, whether it'll make it.